East Coastamite

"East Coastamite is a rare, radioactive mineral first described by Lord McKinley Morganfield in 1832. It is not considered to be Earthen, but to have fallen from outer space, most probably as ejected material from a passing comet. Some scientists, however, speculate the remnants are from Earth’s time as a fueling station / rest stop for inter-galactic truckers during the Texaconiferous Period, due to its ability to manipulate properties of space-time when super-heated. East Coastamite is also believed to have played a role in the extinction of the dinosaurs.

 While considered relatively safe for human consumption in managed doses, East Coastamite was favored by KGB operatives for covert assassinations of political dissidents. The IAEA now closely regulates the enjoyment of East Coastamite, and numerous wars have been fought in sub-Saharan Africa over the precious few mines that remain." M. Wordman

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